'anaconda'

anaconda

tina (152.163.37.186) -

My anaconda ate my dog the other day and a bird what sholud i do?

Comment #1 shabs (220.226.28.9) -

Are you seriuos? You ahave an anaconda as a pet? I don't believe this.

Comment #2 wildcard from the swamp -

First thing you should do is get an enclosure that your snake can't get out of and your other pets can't get into. Second thing you should do is feed the thing more often so it's not hungry enough to eat your other pets. As far as the dog and the bird, sorry but you're too late if you don't get em before the snake starts swallowing. I trained my Burmese to allow me to handle her food so that if she ever got hold of something she wasn;t supposed to have I could get it from her and substitute something else... among other reasons.

Comment #3 dick (205.250.146.123) -

my anny is a er.blow me i like cheese

Comment #4 Jeo (71.110.10.136) -

comment2 sed to feed youre anaconda more often so he is not hungry enough to eat your pets but I know people who fed their anaconda and other snakes to much because most large snakes will eat anything you give it leading it to obesity and often deth.So be careful and good luck with your awsom pet.

Comment #5 god is real (62.171.194.5) -

my anacconda ate my nan and swallowed the buiscuite barrel whole

which ones more upsetting

Comment #6 billy the fat (205.211.96.100) -

My 50ft anaconda ate my house what should i do?

Comment #7 jimmy the poor (205.211.96.100) -

jee billy ill buy u a new house and give u 10 billion dollars

Comment #8 kim (69.19.14.26) -

yes you can own an anaconda as a pet. sorry to hear about ur dog and bird! is the anaconda friendly? try to keep him in a large enclosure so he cannot escape. and i doubt you can feed a snake so much it wouldnt want to eat anything else! they can eat a large amount and sometimes snakes will kill just for the fun of it but rarely does that occur. good luck

Comment #9 Steve (62.6.163.133) -

Hi I've kept snakes for years has many Boa's pythons and few others. Where did you get a pet Anny I've wanted one for a while?

Comment #10 ftrtrtg (71.66.105.124) -

bill the fat i highly dout you have a 50ft snake in your house

Comment #11 iluvsnakes (71.36.53.191) -

Woah dude, my anaconda ate my cobra and then ate my dog and then told my girlfriend I was cheating on her! What should I do?! This is a serious question I know it seem lime cobras cannot talk but they can!!! K chanx by

Comment #12 sir mix a lot (144.247.245.130) - Thu Oct 8 10:27:17 2009

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun..

Comment #13 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Fri Oct 9 17:08:38 2009

BAD GRAMMER ALERT!!! DOUBLE NEGITAVE!!! AHHH!!!

Comment #14 Big Dog from The Woods - Sat Oct 10 07:55:56 2009

Bad grammar? What do you learn in school?

Comment #15 Bookeh from Exodus - Sat Oct 10 09:23:25 2009

Obviously more than you do...

Comment #16 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sat Oct 10 20:51:33 2009

Well, right now we're learning about grammer and elements of writing, the P.O.Is of Asia, germs, and decimals.

Comment #17 Mushroomlady (64.252.135.175) - Sat Oct 10 22:24:06 2009

We're learning 'bout decimls too! But, I'm in 5th grade. We're learning to add + subtarct them. *clenched teeth* I HATE MAAAAATH!!! It's soooooo boring! I KNOW It's useful, but i'm better at writning. :D

Comment #18 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sat Oct 10 22:27:48 2009

I like all meh subjects, but my best is definitely writing. I'm good at science and social studies, too. And math. Okay, I just stated all my subjects. Haha, stupid me(irony). Since it's the begining of the year we're sort of reveiwing 5th grade in math class, just a mini lesson every day.

Comment #19 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sun Oct 11 00:09:29 2009

To God is Real, NO HE ISN'T! GOD IS NOT REAL! AND IF HE WAS HE WOULD BE A TOTAL ARSE HOLE!

Comment #20 Big Dog from The Woods - Sun Oct 11 08:22:45 2009

Who wants to rent a small barge and take a trip or a month or so though the Amazon? Maybe start in Colombia? Maybe get to see some Anacondas live and in person?

Comment #21 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sun Oct 11 11:44:42 2009

I would, I love sailing through tropical places. But I'm skint so I can't, plus I'd never trust you, Bigdog. STRANGER DANGER!**shows Berenstein Bears Stranger Danger tape**

Comment #22 Mushroomlady (76.218.237.101) - Sun Oct 11 11:54:46 2009

Gonzo, who are you talking to? *hint hint*

Comment #23 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sun Oct 11 12:37:32 2009

Bigdog, of course.Can't you see him, Mushroomlady?

Comment #24 Mushroomlady (76.218.237.101) - Sun Oct 11 12:42:09 2009

Ughh...! *sigh* mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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