'Pet Rock'

Pet Rock

Comment #25 Chi (75.185.206.216) -

I have 2 pet rocks. Lucia and Wakakawakakakukukaku.

They are pretty good, and I highly recommend them to anyone who can't afford a bunny. (I really wanted a bunny...)

I love my pet rocks though! The only time I have my doubts is mating season. D=

Comment #26 Alisa (64.1.70.252) -

I have a few questions about my pet rock:

What do I feed it?

How can I train it?

What are the best commands?

How long will it live?

How often should my vet check it?

Comment #27 Meme (64.1.70.252) -

I have a few questions about my pet rock:

What do I feed it? Never, but it will need to drink. Water is suggested.

How can I train it? It already knows SEVERAL commands: Sit, stay, play dead... you're already ahead of many dog owners.

What are the best commands? See above. You may also want to put it in your pocket and teach it to "heel".

How long will it live? In the right conditions, forever.

How often should my vet check it? Rocks are resistant to all germs; however they CAN be carriers. So wash your hands after handling it.

• Chihuahua Information

Comment #28 Nathan (121.217.67.20) -

Things Pet Rocks Like To Do.

Be Pushed On A Swing

Sleep

Watch Tv

Play The Computer Yes!!

And More.

Comment #29 Emma J McLeod (82.3.224.137) -

How do u make a caravan for your pet rock.

Comment #30 idiot (24.236.226.74) -

this message is to everyone: do not try to kill your pet rock on a tree no matter what. DOING SO MAY RESULT IN INJURY.also the neibors will get extremely angry at you for chipping the wood on the trees in their back yard plus you always want to keep you and your rock happy and entertained i accidentally killed my pet rock(josy)while playing catch with her then CRACK!CRUNCH!shes in pieces so i took my favorite piece of her and named it phobeo(fo-bee-o)i recomend that you dont make thier face with permanant marker risk is you might make a mistake and be able to do nothing about it and pet rocks are very easy to lose but to keep them safe take them in a carier case give them any thing they need(or want) and thell be happy. GOOD LUCK!

Comment #31 jules (81.151.221.45) -

were do u get them from the ones that u buy!!!!!!

Comment #32 ------- (99.247.138.38) -

PET ROCKS ar ausome!!!! They rock yur wurld!

Comment #33 nichole (70.106.141.70) -

i love my rock to bits my friends think i'm crazy but i finally got my friend to like them although i dont remember its name but i want to talk a little about your rock first of all it does not like kicked thrown drawn on it likes played gently with and never ever name your rock something like rocky or dumbo for this insults your rock if you are wondering about food and water that is convenient cause your rock never gets hungry i was told to keep lotion in my pocket or purse caus a common but serious disease can accure with your rock if it chips or flakes bathe it and rub just a bit of lotion on that spot good luck with your rock

Comment #34 Lindsey (195.93.21.69) -

hi guy you can get a pet rock any where. look in your local par, garden, beach any where! then stick googly eyes on them which is a must and you could draw a smile with a black marker like me. or just pait it one color or stripes or spots.

Comment #35 re (72.147.131.160) -

i heard the pet rocks from the wild can be dangerous, but mine isn't! i found it in the my backyard, and it has done nothing wrong.tell me why!

p.s.never wash your rock with hand soap, it dulls the color

Comment #36 Hailey (1) from Stupid little town in Utah, USA -

My pet rock is painted like a ladybug, it's a boy! Although he likes to run off and I think he's currently hiding somewhere in my messy bedroom...oh Damian come back!

Comment #37 Brandon (64.1.70.225) -

What do you feed it? Proper feeding dictates: Cheeseburgers, pizza and the occasional taco.

Training/Commands: The first command, much like dogs, should be "Sit" and "Stay". I have a feeling this will be easy with your pet rock.

How long will it live? Rocks are part of the Highlander gene pool. It will live forever...and in the end, there will "Be only one!"

Vet check ups: No need. All your rock needs to stay healthy is a monthly visit to the beach, mountains or other rocky location.

• Boxer Information

Comment #38 My Rock Rox (203.208.93.24) -

My pet rock is amazing.

It provides the best company because it listens to me when I sob to myself.

It's the best friend I have always dreamt of.

Fortunately for you, you can have your dream friend too.

It even bashes up my enemies for me.

Comment #39 Madison Rock (98.21.76.227) -

My rock Cuddles can do every trick and she has a big house and she is happy and she is brand new. I just got today. I feed her moss and I Give her water to drink.

Comment #40 alien803 (67.168.37.129) -

i just got a pet rock it has a Tatoo "temporary tatoo"

my rock is unnamed:(

Comment #41 Jay (206.45.178.105) -

My pet rock Mike is so cool.It has his house made of shavings.And watches WWE.Every one laughs but what do they know.Mike Rules but my friends threw Mike in the pool.But I forgave them Mike rules.

Comment #42 A Person (24.78.167.176) -

Jay..comment #41..Me and dylan threw him in the pool cause HES JUST A ROCK! geez and you knwo dylan stuck him down his pants right before you kissed that rock?

Comment #43 Toni (74.216.30.143) -

Is this a joke or do u guys really have pet rocks.

Comment #44 Rocky Luver 97 (68.219.6.180) -

Where do u get the training manual? Or the carrier? Are rocks colorblind? Those are the questions i pondor... P.S. This is a pet rock emote = (=}) or (:]) I like 2nd more. c u latez! ;D

Comment #45 Rocky Luver 97 (67.34.248.112) -

found out that pet rocks were a favorite only in the year 1976! Wonder why they're not back in style yet...

Comment #46 Rocky Luver 97 (67.34.248.112) -

Oh yeah! I'm writing a training manual (free one, don't worry) So everyone check back, cause im posting it here! It even has pet rock jokes! (IE: what's a pet rock's faveorite kind of music? ROCK and roll!)

Comment #47 Lovemyrocks123 (71.105.83.14) -

hi i just found a whole herd of rocks if my front yard and i have some questions

1. are wild rocks safe?

2. what do they eat?

3. how do u clean them?

4. where do they like to live?

5. are they friendly?

i hope someone can help me!

Comment #48 Lovemyrocks123 (71.105.83.14) -

i took in one of the rocks from the herd she sseem nice i named her Bambi.she like to get tans in the sun and here is how: rub some sun sreen on ur rock then lay thin upside down in the sun after thrirty min. flip them. wait thirty more min. they take them inside give them a bath and they should be tanned!

Comment #49 Lovemyrocks123 (71.105.83.14) -

jules, u can get the one u buy on ebay, its hightest price would be about twenty dollars but i am getting one thats ten dollars i also have two wild ones that seem nice my first one was Bambi and the i found another and named it phil soooo yeah :D

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