'Pet Rock'

Erkle (63.176.159.152) -

I have a few questions about my pet rock:

What do I feed it?

How can I train it?

What are the best commands?

How long will it live?

How often should my vet check it?

Comment #1 Vicki (64.76.35.201) -

Pets Rocks make the greatest pets of all! Here are your answers:

First, pet rocks are very cheap because they survive on nothing at all. It will live forever, which is unfortunate, because who will take care of it when you are dead? The only drawback i sthey aren't very smart so they can only learn two tricks, lay down and sit. Which I guess is fortunate for the training part and unfortunate in the learning new tricks department. On the upside, they listening without complaining to everything you say, never ask to go outside, pee in the house, or run away. Good luck!

Comment #2 Elmo (196.40.43.75) -

A pet rock is hardly affectionate. The only tricks it can learn is how to break windows. They don't listen, they only ignore you. You can't tickle them (unless you want to rub your fingers raw).

Comment #3 kimmbleee (58.87.5.13) -

ROCK PETS ROCK!!... they are awesome!... they're cute little animals that dont need much looking after and ar very cheap.. they can even grow hair.. moss is what u call it.... they move to.. but onli wen u kick them.. there soo handy!! if someone is annoying u then all u hav to do is throw yur rock pet at them!.. they protect u if someone tries to hurt u!.. and they neva die at all! so u can play wif them all u want:)

Comment #4 Rock & Rocky (65.41.28.191) -

Pet rocks have a very high i-q. They are smarter than us, so they can read and hurt the bullies. So, you can teach it to sit stay lay down and a throw attack. Be nice to all rocks!!

Comment #5 rock master (70.57.94.244) -

PET ROCKS ROCK REALLY WAY COOL PET TO HAVE go pet rocks!

but one question where can you read the manuel online

Comment #6 Silima (198.209.77.233) -

Pet rocks cheapest and greatest pet ever!!!

You don't have to feed it and it only knows three tricks: sit, lay down, and stay. It will unfortunately live forever and it won't ever get sick so you don't have to go to the vet. If you notice some moss growing I would suggest "shaving" (peel off the moss)so that your pet is never too warm.

Silima

Comment #7 Wadalf (71.57.126.92) -

Yes where do u read the manuel

Comment #8 guy (65.185.81.7) -

i want a pet rock what do i put it in?

Comment #9 Anna (24.47.19.231) -

I'm doing a project for school on pet rocks, in order to create my own i need to make a carrying case. I wanted to know if all carrying cases needed handels, and also, what to line the bottom of the case with before putting my rock inside. Thanks.

Comment #10 new owner (75.37.226.202) -

they also knoe

play dead

Comment #11 ktravis (69.140.88.212) -

Dear Guy,

the best place to put a pet rock is in a house! i have a rock named rosarita and her house has a tv, a closet, and soon a hot tub! be creative, you never know what his interests are!

To everyone else,

pet rocks know waaaaaaay more then just 3 tricks. they can roll over down a slide, and you can make them do a triple flip. I love my rock and i take her everywhere with me so i even made her a travel home!

Comment #12 jerry077 (71.212.166.189) -

Pet rocks are nice because they all ways stay and if some body annoys you its a sub for a 2by4.

Comment #13 per rock lover (203.211.70.17) -

I LOVE MY PET ROCK CALLED ''ROCK''!!! I taught him to roll over and to not talk forever and thats all. I feed him 15 dollar cow manure from the farm and to feed them squish it in their face! He loves to sleep and sleeps all day! Yesterday i taught him to be thrown at a window then a peice of him broke off! PET ROCKS SUCK.

Comment #14 Ash (142.162.57.153) -

A Pet rock is so cool. all it really needs is; a straw bed, a leash (made of a rubber band and a skinny peice of rope), a carrying case with holes (for breathing), and pascients!!!!

Comment #15 Monkey (91.106.81.23) -

C'MON pet rocks rule. i mean you cant not feed a dog this pet rock is brilliant

Comment #16 Annie (76.111.204.122) -

Dear ktravis,

What did you make your travel house out of? Also, how are you going to make a hot tub because i love making stuff! Please reply soon!

Comment #17 MonkeyzRule (162.83.194.21) -

Here are the main things you need to know about pet rocks

1. Give it a bath a least 1 time per week (do more iff you take it around with you)

2. Make it a nice place to live or at least a bed if your the type that likes taking your rock around town with you

3. Name it, but be creative!

4. Give it attention

5. Try not to leave it in a place like a middle of a room or else it could get kicked and rocks no like 2 be kicked : (

ENJOY URE PET ROCK

Comment #18 anonymous (99.135.187.129) -

plz help! My pet rock seems sad.how do I cheer it up!

-thanx again

Comment #19 cocoa puffs (76.226.27.164) -

me and my friend here love pet rocks! yesterday i saw bobby(my pet rock thats dead) fly off the fan in my room all by him self and when he flew he went out the window and broke to 44 pieces and now i have a new one named tom!

Comment #20 milk-e1 (76.226.27.164) -

cocoa puffs is my friend and yes it is true that the rock(bobby)

did fly off the fan i saw it!!!!PS i have a pet rock and i wanted to no how to make a caring case because i am going on vacation and i need a caring case!!!!

Comment #21 milk-e1 (76.226.27.164) -

hi i gess i just wanted to say.....my pet rock is sooooo cool!it has a plasma tv!plus a awesome house!just how it likes it(yes it is a it)!

ps i took Jerry(my rock)to get eye sugry...(i put googley eyes on it)

Comment #22 erika (90.201.211.81) -

dont any1 have a bed for your rock mine has a bed in its home and wallpaper tv hottub :) THEY ARE SOOOOOO CUTE:) my bro disobays them once day hell regret

Comment #23 ktravis (71.178.177.107) -

Dear Annie,

I made my travel home out of popsicle sticks. It took a while, but I finally got it! I put a piece of tape across it that said: Caution: Live Animal. It has a small cot, a tv and (of course!) a portable toilet. As for the hot tub, I just take a bowl or a piece of tuperwere and fill it with lukewarm water. Don't forget to put a plasma screen tv over it!

~KTravis

Comment #24 FlagStone (75.109.206.83) -

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR PET ROCK LOCKED IN THE CAR IN THE SUMMER TIME! They do NOT like it. It makes them VERY aggressive! and they DO bite!

Please take my advice into concideration!

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