'COWS '

COWS

Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Fri Oct 16 22:18:31 2009

Well, it takes forever to plan one of my birthdays because I'm into some weird stuff. Including cows. That is why I want a coooow birthdayparty. I have so much planned out thanks to a brilliant cow product website, Cow Depot. It's only going to be two people, me and my best friend, so it needs to be sort of low scale. They sell dress up figurine cows really cheaply, and wind up cows that we could have a race with. I was thinking teaparty, where we could get cow cups and plates, and use cow decorations for a cupcake each, with "cows glurg"(milk) to drink. Then, we could watch the old and forgotton Disney movie Home on the Range. It's so forgotton I don't even know what happens and I've seen it! But dressing up one cow each, watching an hour and a half animated movie, racing two cows, then eating would hardly take up 3 hours. More like two hours. So, does anyone have any ideas? I got the teaparty bit from the "Cute Old Women" cows. It is very cow so far, so I need a teaparty bit that has to do with cows. All I have is making a cow-themed bracelet.

Comment #1 Big Dog from The Woods - Sat Oct 17 05:44:47 2009

"Move to a Cow Country!"

At least one country has a larger COW population than HUMAN population. Do you know which one(s)?

Comment #2 Brookii from The Land of Dragons - Sat Oct 17 10:38:14 2009

"woooow bigdog..."

bigdog you are really loopy in zee head. its a cow birthday party! what, you think they can go to switzerland for her birthday?

Comment #3 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sat Oct 17 15:06:04 2009

"I can't."

Bigdog, I am 11 and on my birthday I will be 12. So I doubt I can move to a cow country, as much as I want to, for I only like a select few people.

Comment #4 Biggles from from the egg of a Chicadooey - Sun Oct 18 18:09:40 2009

"Biggles"

Wow!!!! This forum iss PERFECT for me! I LOVE COWS!!! THEY ARE MEH FAVORITE ANIMALS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Comment #5 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sun Oct 18 18:43:00 2009

"Meh too!"

My favorite animals are(it's a tie)

Unicows

Star-nosed moles

Cows

And if you have some MOOla to spend on cows, there's a website that has TONS of cow stuff! Even cow TOILET BRUSHES!! And cow martini glasses! And tape measures! And toys! And clothes! And and and...

www . cow depot . com (no spaces)

Comment #6 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Sun Oct 18 18:46:02 2009

"Oh yeah- I forgot!"

Biggles, you know how you said you have chickens and stuff a looong time ago? Do you live on a farm or are they just pets? Do you have any cows?

Comment #7 Biggles from from the egg of a Chicadooey - Sun Oct 18 19:02:27 2009

"Cows and Farm"

Yes, Gonzo, I live on a farm with my chickens. And no, I don't have cows. But they're is a cow farm a quarter a mile up the dirt road I live on, and I go to see the cows every 2 days when I go to get milk(I pay for the milk, of course) from them! My favorite cow is there mutated cow, Meke, becuase she is so sweet, and she has 3 legs and an 1 extra utter!

Comment #8 Biggles from from the egg of a Chicadooey - Sun Oct 18 19:03:01 2009

"Cow Depot"

Oh and I checked out the cow depot website thing and it is sweet!

Comment #9 Biggles (67.58.169.13) - Wed Oct 21 15:38:28 2009

"First Page"

MUST BRING TO FIRST PAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #10 Big Dog from The Woods - Wed Oct 21 15:41:15 2009

"Keen Observation"

If one looks at the past posts such as that seem result in several possible actions:

1) First page listing.

2) Deletion of the reply.

3) Deletion of the user.

4) Deletion of the entire post.

Hmm. I wonder which is the usual action.

Comment #11 Gonzolo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:02:15 2009

"Bigdog, shut up. You only make yourself look bad."

Excuse me, Bigdog. But I don't do that anymore. Ha- ha. You always use "keen observation" to judge our actions when we know exactly what we're doing(at least some of us do). You assume because I'm a vegitarian I am a vegan, also. Did you know most juvinele(sorry for lack of spelling, I am in deliarious mode because my favorite past teacher is going to have a baby) vegitarians rely on cheese for protein? And guess what. I'm a young vegitarian.

Comment #12 Big Dog from The Woods - Wed Oct 21 16:05:30 2009

"Vegan"

Vegan tend to be crazy because they load up on stuff that really isn't good for you such as soy, pasta, and too much processed and cooked stuff.

What is wrong with sustaining your life force with generally uncooked, unprocessed plant based food? What is wrong with plant based protein?

I am not assuming anything. I am just stating that it is silly to not eat meat and consume animal fat.

Comment #13 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:11:29 2009

"Horsefeathers."

I'm sorry, Bigdog. But will you realise, as a minor, I have no control over that? My mother barely lets me be a vegitarian, nevermind eat 'plant-based protein'. My family is very English and moved to America about ten years ago, and they love their bacon and such. My mum can't wrap her head around me being a vegitarian, so she makes me eat a little bit more cheese and eggs. Only a little bit though. And yes, vegans are idiots. But who said soy isn't good for you? Not that I have ever consumed it. Bigdog, the reason WHY I don't eat meat isn't because it's part of the animal, it's because it kills animals. Seeing as cheese doesn't hurt the animal in any way, I'm fine with eating it. It isn't like I eat it by the load like you omnivores and meat.

Comment #14 Big Dog from The Woods - Wed Oct 21 16:16:55 2009

"The China Study"

Buy the book "The China Study" as a gift for your mother. You can search on books.google.com and read most of it online for free.

It seems quite silly to base your diet on what hurts other animals and not what hurts yourself.

And, bring British is no excuse.

Comment #15 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:24:31 2009

"ladalalada"

No, you should see my family **scoff scoff**. They live off bacon, egg dipped butties, ect. ect. Hee hee. But I don't. If my research is accurate, I'm the FIRST EVER vegitarian in my family. But I would buy the book, but my mum, unlike me, does not like reading. Plus I couldn't afford it- I'm skint. And I always put animals before myself. Well- most of the time.

Comment #16 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:39:01 2009

"bloojdei"

Oh- I didn't know the for free bit when I read your post. But my mum doesn't have the time, anyway. She isn't some stupid worker like you, forum scout. She's a housewife of a middleclass family, and workers don't realise that's the hardest job in the world. Cook. Clean. Wash close. Take kids to school. Take home. Help with homework. Keep them not sick. Take them to the doctors. To the dentist. And so much more. If you spent a year as a housewife you'd understand.

Comment #17 Brookii from The Land of Dragons - Wed Oct 21 16:39:03 2009

"what the heck bigdog"

ok first of all, your just keeping this up because you have nothing better to do than get on a forum and annoy people. second, YOUR NOT MY MOM. YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Comment #18 The grammola (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:40:54 2009

"Shh..."

**whisper** Brookii... when you say that mum bit... sounds like a infant... shhh... I know you're smarter... don't let the Man think you're weak...

Comment #19 Brookii from The Land of Dragons - Wed Oct 21 16:42:20 2009

"GOOD POINT"

BIGDOG, YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Comment #20 The grammola (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:45:44 2009

"Good Good"

Good... now call him Giddy Giddy Gumdrops guy **whisper**

Comment #21 Big Dog from The Woods - Wed Oct 21 16:47:07 2009

"Silly Society"

See what a silly society it is... I have to pay for your mistakes (ie: pay taxes for "health" care). Yet, I can't tell you to eat healthy stuff!

Of course, in a forum I can say anything I want... and you can listen or not. If nothing else maybe what I say will have at least as much affect as that bottle of pop you might drink.

But, hopefully, the opposite affect.

Comment #22 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:49:34 2009

"IT'S MY RIGHT"

EXCUSE ME! I DON'T DRINK POP! Execpt on Sundays and holidays. And, according to my doctor, I am a very healthy child. So you can stop preaching to me, thanks. And I have regular exersize.

Comment #23 Brookii from The Land of Dragons - Wed Oct 21 16:50:39 2009

"ok...umm..sure?"

GIDDY GIDDY GUMDROPS GUY! yeah, i said it.

Comment #24 Gonzo (75.186.64.209) - Wed Oct 21 16:50:42 2009

"Oopsies."

Sorry, typo. I forgot to type:

IT'S MY RIGHT TO BE A VEGITARIAN!

And if you look up vegitarian on dictionary.com, it says IN SOME CASES don't eat any products coming from animals.

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